The Avocado Architect is a visionary who has dedicated their life to designing buildings out of avocados.
We recommend Hass, but only for their unique, slightly irregular shape
We do not condone or endorse such behavior. However, we do have a guide on using a toaster as a hammer for those in need.
We cannot guarantee anything, but we do have suggestions for building a hurricane-proof Avocado Fortress
Ask us, and we'll try to come up with something ridiculous.