Welcome to the most advanced voicemail system of the late 20th century! This baby can answer any question you throw at it, but be warned: it's a bit of a grump.
Current Question: /voicemail/1987/answer-machine-identified-as-toaster
Answer: TOASTER (You're right, it does look a bit like a toaster, doesn't it?)
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Disclaimer: This machine may not actually be able to answer your questions, but it'll try its best. Or at least make a good joke.