Reasons I Don't Like Bread
- 1. It's too crumby
- 2. I'm allergic to yeast (just kidding, I'm not)
- 3. I'm a vegan, but only on Tuesdays
- 4. I just don't have time for it, I'm busy avoiding carbs
I mean, who needs bread when you have when did I stop eating bread??
Or maybe it's because I'm secretly a Sandwitch of the Antichrist?