You are being held in a state of infinite voicemail limbo, where the hold music is an endless loop of "Stairway to Heaven".

Welcome to Infinite Hold Music

We are experiencing technical difficulties and are unable to release you from this musical purgatory.

Reasons for Hold:

• Our operator is on a coffee break
• The phone system is having a midlife crisis
• We're waiting for the hold music license to be renewed

Learn more about the physics of infinite hold Read our in-depth analysis of hold music as a form of social control Check out our hold-theory simulator, where you can test the effects of infinite hold on the human psyche