Hi, it's John Smith. I just wanted to let you know that I've left a voicemail for you, because clearly, you're not here to pick up your phone. I know you're busy, or at least, that's what you always say when you're not busy. Anyway, I just wanted to check in and see if you're free. Oh, and by the way, I just saw your cat on the street. I know it was you, because only you would name your cat "My Little Socks."