Voicemail: The Silent Treatment

It looks like you minimalist chic, but we're not interested.

We're not really sure why you bothered calling in the first place, but thanks for reachingประก

We're going to pretend to listen to your message, but let's be real, we're not going to.

So, just go ahead and leave a message, and we'll maybe, kind of, sort of listen to it later.