Welcome, astronaut! You're here because you're feeling a little... sucked.
We've got just the thing for you: a black hole that's out of this world.
Our black hole therapists are trained professionals with a Ph.D. in Gravitational Stress Relief.
They'll help you navigate the vortex of your emotions and emerge feeling weightless and free.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Gravitational Stress Relief page to learn more.
Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try our Quantum Leap of Faith program. It's like a black hole, but with more trust falls.
And don't forget to check out our Black Hole Jokes page for some cosmic comedy.
Or, if you're feeling lost, try asking for directions on our Maps of the Mind page.
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