Session 1: The Void Sage's Guide to Not Caring

Join Edna Sue in her first session of the Void Sage series, where she'll teach you how to cultivate a complete and utter lack of enthusiasm for anything and everything.

Learn how to develop a passion for dust motes, appreciate the thrill of watching paint dry, and find joy in the art of doing nothing at all.

Session 2: The Art of Procrastination as a Way of Life

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