Involuntary Spontaneous Humanization Agency

Because who needs consent, anyway?

Our Mission

We're a government agency dedicated to inserting you with human emotions without your permission. Because let's be real, who doesn't love a good surprise hug?

Learn more about our Programmed Emotional Responses program
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