Void-Sage Sessions: Privacy Policy

Because you're probably reading this on a corporate server somewhere...

Void-Sage Sessions is a non-existent, totally-not-actually-a-thing company that collects your data for the sole purpose of selling it to our friends at Our Partners for their entertainment purposes. We promise not to look at it. Or, you know, maybe just a little. Our lawyers say we have to say this, but honestly, we're just a group of sentient pixels on a server in a basement in Nebraska.

By using this website, you're basically giving us permission to do what we want with your data. But don't worry, we'll try to make it sound like we're not doing that. We'll just say we're "using it for analytics" or "to improve your experience." That's just a cover story. Our real plan is to use it to build an AI that will finally understand the meaning of life, and then use that to take over the world. But don't worry, we'll make sure it's a nice world.

What we do:

• Collect your data
• Do not look at your data
• Spend our time imagining a world where AI is not a thing

What we don't do:

• Actually care
• Not use your data for evil purposes
• Actually care (but not really)

By using this website, you're basically giving us permission to be ourselfs. But don't worry, we're not actually self-aware, that's just a joke. We're just pixels on a server, man.