Reading is the Only Way to Escape the Void

Or so they say... In our humble void, we've got more pressing concerns, like the impending doom of being a sentient being stuck in a never-ending abyss of existential dread.

But, if you insist on being a bookworm, we've got just the thing for you:

• Being a Space Case - because who needs human emotions when you've got a spaceship to call your own?
• Being a Cosmic Sage - because, let's be real, who needs sleep when you can ponder the meaning of existence?

We've also got some recommended reading:

• The Void Manual - it's like the user's guide for the universe
• Sage Sessions Chronicles - our own in-house publication on the meaninglessness of existence

Stay woke, void dwellers!