Commander's Log, Entry 42

Lieutenant Squiggles here. Reporting for duty.

We've been assigned a mission to infiltrate the Galactic Senate and steal all the free cheese platter at the intergalactic reception.

Our team consists of the most elite operatives in the galaxy: myself, Lieutenant Squiggles; Captain Zorg, the greatest mind the galaxy has ever known; and Lieutenant Commander Bloop, the most skilled hacker this side of the Andromedian asteroid belt.

We'll need to navigate through the Senate's defenses, avoiding deadly laser traps and treacherous diplomatic receptions.

Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. We're not really that important.