We successfully planted explosives under the enemy's command center, but accidentally set off our own explosives in the process. Who needs precision when you can just... explode?
Our team's morale has been boosted by the prospect of getting a 50% discount on the team's favorite brand of explosive-filled nacho cheese packets. It's a little-known fact that the key to success is snacking.
Our mission logs indicate that we've got a few more near-misses under our belt, including but not limited to:
- Blowing up the wrong building
- Setting off our own self-destruct sequence
- Eating all the donuts
Statistics:
Success Rate: 0.5%
Explosives Used: 10 (mostly on ourselves)
Donuts Consumed: 5 (we're getting better)