Q: Will the CheeseMapper 3000 work with my favorite artisanal, hand-crafted cheddar?
A: Absolutely! Our patented Gouda-Gyro technology ensures seamless compatibility with even the most exotic of cheeses.
Q: But what about those pesky feta-induced migraines?
A: Ah, you're one of the 0.4% of users who experience feta- related side effects. Don't worry, our engineers are on it. In the meantime, try pairing with a nice, soothing brie.
Q: Can the CheeseMapper 3000 handle multiple types of cheese at once?
A: Of course! We call it "Cheesy Multi-Tasking" (US Patent Pending). Just be sure to upgrade to version 2.0 for that feature.
Learn more about the benefits of cheesy multitasking here!
Q: Is the CheeseMapper 3000 compatible with other popular dairy products?
A: Why yes! We've got built-in algorithms for butter, cream, and even the occasional tub of yogurt.
Read about our extensive dairy compatibility testing lab here!