Dark Matter Drill: The Most Overhyped, Underperforming Tool in Void Squad

Warning: Do not attempt to use the Dark Matter Drill for actual drilling. It's been known to create miniature black holes, destroy entire galaxies, and make the fabric of space-time weep.

Features:

• Drills through the fabric of space-time with ease (just kidding, it gets stuck)
• Create miniature black holes that will attract nearby asteroids, causing them to crash into your neighbor's house
• Has a 0.5% chance of actually drilling something, 99.5% chance of just looking really cool in your hand

Side effects may include:

• Existential dread
• Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'M THE APOCALYPSE BRINGER!"
• Unexplained disappearances of your favorite socks

For more information, visit:

Safety Guidelines for Not Losing Your Mind

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Dark Matter Drill Hacks for the Truly Insane