Dark Matter Drill: The Most Overhyped, Underperforming Tool in Void Squad
Warning: Do not attempt to use the Dark Matter Drill for actual drilling. It's been known to create miniature black holes, destroy entire galaxies, and make the fabric of space-time weep.
Features:
- Drills through the fabric of space-time with ease (just kidding, it gets stuck)
- Create miniature black holes that will attract nearby asteroids, causing them to crash into your neighbor's house
- Has a 0.5% chance of actually drilling something, 99.5% chance of just looking really cool in your hand
Side effects may include:
- Existential dread
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'M THE APOCALYPSE BRINGER!"
- Unexplained disappearances of your favorite socks
For more information, visit:
Safety Guidelines for Not Losing Your Mind
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Dark Matter Drill Hacks for the Truly Insane