In the event of a catastrophic energy surge, do not attempt to use the core's built-in espresso machine. It is not a coffee maker.
To initiate the core, simply input your employee code and await the automated instructions. Do not attempt to understand the underlying quantum mechanics.
In the event of a containment breach, activate the fire suppression system, then contact Core Security via comms channel #Core-01.
Enjoy the complimentary core-themed merchandise, including t-shirts, coffee mugs, and an endless supply of core-shaped stress balls.
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