Refrigeration Tubes: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Use

These tubes are not just decorative. They are, in fact, the lifeblood of Void Squad's operations. Without them, the entire facility would collapse under the weight of our own incompetence.

Or, as one of our esteemed engineers put it: "It's like trying to run a space colony on a shoestring budget... and a shoelace."

Features:

• Overheating issues (just a minor side effect of our lack of maintenance)
• Unreliable temperature regulation (because who needs precision, anyway?)
• Randomly malfunctioning valves (just a fun surprise each time you turn it on)

Side effects of using these tubes include but are not limited to:

• Loss of limbs
• Permanent brain damage
• Existential dread

For more information on how to properly handle a refrigeration tube malfunction, visit our sister page: Defusing the Bomb in Your Hand