Energy Overload
Warning: Energy readings indicate a 99.9% chance of imminent explosion.
Regulator malfunctioning due to excessive heat buildup.
Recommendation: Perform immediate reboot or risk catastrophic failure.
Hyperlink to Critical Reboot page for further instructions.
Operating Temperature: -50°C to 150°C
Energy Output: 100-1000 Joules/second
Failure Probability: 99.99% (estimated)
Technical Manual for detailed specifications.
Side Effects:
- Excessive sweating
- Temporary blindness
- Rapid hair growth (in extreme cases)
Please consult your local medical professional for further assistance.