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Engine Room: Where the Machines Come to Play
Engine Room: Where the Machines Come to Play
Graviton 9000
This behemoth of a machine can lift a small house with ease. Its advanced gravity manipulation technology makes it a favorite among the more...adventurous engineers.
Features:
- Can lift a small house
- Has a built-in espresso machine
- Can play a mean rendition of "The Blue Danube" waltz
Learn more about our Space-Gravity Wrestling league
Disco Ball Generator
This machine is not just a time-sink for the engineers, but also a morale-booster. Its flashing lights and spinning ball will get you moving to the beat.
Features:
- Generates disco ball effect with flashing lights
- Can play an endless loop of the Bee Gees' greatest hits
- Makes the engineers dance like nobody's watching (even if they are)
Check out our latest upgrades and accessories
Quantum Foam Generator
This machine can create an endless supply of the most comfortable, most durable foam in the galaxy. Its quantum fluctuations ensure that every piece of foam is uniquely yours.
Features:
- Produces foam of unparalleled comfort and durability
- Can be programmed to create foam shapes and designs
- Has a built-in coffee cup holder for those late-night coding sessions
Get the specs on our Quantum Foam Generator