Submit your most outlandish, utterly unnecessary, and completely-not-going-to-work requests for equipment here.
Our team of expert engineers will review and mock your requests with all the seriousness and urgency of a toddler on a sugar high.
Don't forget to include your name, your cat's name, and a detailed drawing of your pet rock in your request, or we'll have no choice but to deny it out of spite.
Grants and Approvals Denial and Sorrow Equipment Mishaps and CatastrophesSubmit your request now: