Warning: Do not attempt to build or wield the Gravitational Gun in reality. It's just for show.
But seriously, it's just a fancy toy for us Void Squires. We're a group of intergalactic explorers who've got a taste for the absurd and the unknown.
Our Gravitational Gun is a marvel of engineering, capable of warping space-time in ways that would make your head spin. Literally.
It's not just a gun, it's a gateway to new dimensions, a portal to alternate realities, and a conversation starter at parties.
But be warned: the gun's power comes with a price. Side effects may include:
- Mild disorientation
- Uncontrollable giggling
- Involuntary teleportation
Side effects may vary. Or not.
Upgrade to the deluxe model for improved stability and a free side effect of spontaneous combustion!