Safety Netting 101: The Ultimate Guide for Void Squad's Most Valued Employees
Chapter 1: Why Safety Nets are the Best (Don't @ us)
It's a little-known fact that safety nets are the unsung heroes of the Void Squad's arsenal. Without them, our agents would be nothing more than glorified, floating meat-sacks.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a list of reasons why safety nets are the best:
- They keep us from becoming human-hammock
- They prevent us from getting too close to the sun
- They're great for impromptu picnics
Chapter 2: Safety Netting 101 - Theoretical Fundamentals
This is a chapter for the basics. Don't @ us, we know.
Here's a list of theorectical fundmentals:
- Net diameter: 5 meters
- Net height: 10 meters
- Net depth: 20 meters (or until it gets tangled)
And that's it for this chapter. You're probably still confused, but don't worry about that.
Chapter 3: Safety Netting in Action - Case Studies
This chapter features real-life examples of safety netting in action.
Here's a few of our favorites:
- A safety net saved a Void Squad agent from becoming a human-hammock in the Andromedian Incident of 2018
- Netting helped prevent a group of agents from getting lost in the infinite corridors of the Void Squad's HQ
- It also kept a lone agent from becoming a snack for a pack of rogue velociraptors
Advanced Theories
Net Maintenance
Agents with Net Phobias