Void Squad Field Report #1

Report Date: 23rd February 3000

Summary

We ventured into the heart of the void, seeking answers to the eternal question: "Is the nothingness we're in actually nothing at all?" Our findings were inconclusive, but the existential dread was very real.

Our crew encountered a few minor setbacks, including but not limited to:

  • Running out of oxygen.
  • Running out of snacks.

We recommend that anyone considering a similar expedition to the void to pack accordingly.