Void Squad Field Report 3: The Great Pizza Heist
By: Agent V.S. Blackout
Classified Document
Confidentiality Level: Eyes Only
On the night of April 1st, 2023, Void Squad operatives infiltrated the heavily guarded pizza parlor, "Mama Mia's," in the heart of Sector 4. Our mission was to procure 5 large pepperoni pies for the Director's birthday celebration.
The operation was a success, but not without its challenges.
- We encountered a group of hostile pizza enthusiasts who attempted to distract us with a game of foosball.
- We had to use advanced hacking techniques to disable the parlor's state-of-the-art pizza oven alarm system.
- We suffered minor casualties when one of our operatives slipped on a stray pepperoni slice.
Despite these setbacks, we successfully extracted the pizzas and delivered them to the Director's residence, where they were devoured in under 5 minutes.