**Mission Briefing Document 3456**
Deploy to Planet Zorvath to capture the fabled Golden Blaster 9000. This ancient relic is capable of firing a concentrated beam of pure, unadulterated awesome. With it, we will crush our enemies and rule the galaxy.
There is a 90% chance of encountering hostile alien species, a 75% chance of running out of ammo, and a 100% chance of getting lost in the vast, uncharted caves of Zorvath.
**T-0**: Departure from Void Squad HQ
For any questions, concerns, or existential crises, contact Mission Control