TO: Agent Vortex
FROM: Director Zorgon
DATE: 23/02/2023
SUBJECT: Infiltrating the Squirrelington Squirrel Convention
We've received intel that the notorious Squirrelington Squirrel Convention is coming to our city. As you know, these squirrels are notorious for their advanced nut-thievery skills and their love of all things sparkly.
Our mission is to infiltrate the convention, gather intel on their nut-gathering techniques, and disrupt their operations.
You'll be working with a team of highly trained squirrel specialists, including but not limited to: Dr. Nutmeg, the renowned expert in Squirrel Psychology;
Dr. Acorn, the master of Squirrel Disguise;
and, of course, Agent Nutmeg, your trusty sidekick.
Remember, agents: this is a high-risk mission. You'll be operating in a heavily fortified convention center, surrounded by thousands of highly skilled squirrels.
Do not engage the squirrels unless absolutely necessary. We don't want any... incidents.
Good luck, agent. We'll be monitoring your progress.