Objective: Infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of Mission Briefing 4 and retrieve the fabled "Sword of Blerp".
Intel suggests that the fortress is guarded by an elite squad of Steve's Tactical Unit, known for their unwavering dedication to the art of Extreme Ironing.
Be cautious of the fortress's deadly "Towel of Doom", a sentient towel with the ability to turn anyone who touches it into a human-sized toaster.
Mission Briefing 5 has been compromised, and we have reason to believe that the enemy is closing in on our position. Proceed with extreme caution.