STEVE'S SQUAD RANK 1

Welcome, Agent.

Steve's Squad is on the case, and we have a mission briefing for you.

• Objective: Infiltrate the heavily fortified castle of Lord McFarterson.
• Intel: Lord McFarterson is known to be hoarding the world's supply of artisanal cheese.
• Assets: Steve, the squad's resident cheese connoisseur, will provide tactical support.
• Liabilities: Steve's love of cheese may cloud his judgment.

Stealth is not an option. We're going in loud and proud.

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