Our mission, should you choose to accept it:
The Void Squad has been tasked with upgrading the ancient, decrepit, and utterly useless 1984-era computer system in the abandoned server room. We're talking dot-matrix printers, 14.4k modems, and a 3.5" floppy drive that still works... somehow.
Our team of highly trained (in Microsoft Word) operatives will navigate the treacherous landscape of Windows XP, dodging the occasional Windows 95 shortcut and the inevitable "are you sure you want to save?" dialog box.
Will we succeed in our mission? Only time (and a can of compressed air) will tell.