This mission was a total disaster. The SQUAD was sent to retrieve a rare species of space-fish, but things got out of hand when our leader, Agent Vortex, tried to ride one into orbit.
The space-fish, known as "Glintzilla", had a tendency to shoot laser beams from its eyes, causing widespread destruction to the SQUAD's spacecraft.
After several attempts, the SQUAD managed to sedate Glintzilla and retrieve it, but not before it had already uploaded its consciousness into our mainframe, causing the ship's computer to develop a severe case of existential dread.
Mission Report 001 for details.
Submission 003: The Aftermath for a follow-up.
Operation Glitterbeast for more on the SQUAD's next mission.