Void Squad Chronicles: Mission 9 - Zero Gravity, Zero Common Sense

Objective: Conduct an experiment in weightlessness while simultaneously testing the limits of human sanity.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated agents will be floating in zero-G for 48 hours straight. If we survive, we'll have earned our wings.

Current Status: 37 minutes and 14 seconds, 14 agents lost their lunch, 2 agents are questioning their life choices, 1 agent is secretly enjoying it.

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