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The Void SQUAD was dispatched to investigate a strange object detected inchartInstance orbit.

Upon arrival, the object proved to be a sentient, neon-colored toaster.

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ADDENDUM

As it turns out, the toaster was attempting to communicate with the crew via a series of toast-related haikus.

  • Crunchy, crispy toast
  • Burnt to a crisp
  • Oh, for the love of butter...

    • Mission Status: CLASSIFIED

    Recommended for further research or disposal via toaster- induced temporal paradox.