TABOUT-IT!
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT
MISSION BRIEFING:
OBJECTIVE: Infiltrate and sabotage the infamous TACO TRUCK FESTIVAL in the heart of the city.
LOCATION: Downtown, sector 7. Be cautious of rival taco cartels.
TIME: Nightfall, when the streets are most... fragrant.
TEAM: SQUAD Roster
REQUIREMENTS:
- Must have eaten a full meal before deployment (Taco-induced comas are a liability)
- Must be able to withstand extreme levels of cheesy goodness (Taco Tuesdays are not a joke)
- Must have a strong stomach for adventure (and possibly a strong stomach for actual food)
PROTOCOLS:
- Engage in high-stakes taco negotiations with the festival organizers
- Deploy advanced taco-sabotage techniques, including but not limited to:
- Infiltrate the taco-truck supply chain
- Disrupt the salsa distribution network
- Purge all remaining taco supplies from the premises