**Mission Briefing: Operation Sneaky Sneakers
Objective: Infiltrate and sabotage the nefarious Sneakers' secret underground rave parties, known for their questionable musical taste and poor ventilation.
Intelligence suggests Sneakers' parties are held in the abandoned warehouse district on 5th and Main. Insertion teams, be advised to watch for suspiciously large crowds, pulsating lights, and an over-reliance on glow sticks.
We have reason to believe Sneakers is planning to play a never-ending loop of "Who Let the Dogs Out". This is not a drill.
Insertion Team Alpha, report to the roof for extraction. We have a situation.
Insertion Team Bravo, prepare for stealth deployment. Remember, you are not just saboteurs, you are the guardians of good taste.
Good luck, and for the love of all that is holy, please wear earplugs.
Void Squad, out.
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