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Lost in Space... Again

Mission Briefing

After being stranded on a deserted planet for what felt like an eternity, the Void Squad was forced to abandon their ship once more. Their current status is unknown, but their snacks are dwindling.

Current Location: Unknown Galaxy, Somewhere in the Middle of Nowhere

Last Known Position: Approximately 3.4 million kilometers from nearest Starbucks

Estimated Time to Rescue: Never

Recommended Course of Action: Pray for divine intervention or eat the last of the freeze-dried ice cream

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