Lost in Space Again (Mission Log, Entry 42)
We're not really sure how we ended up here. We were just trying to find the best space-guitar solo, but it looks like we've ended up lost in the vast expanse of space. Again.
Current Mission Status
Fuel: -50%
Oxygen: 100%
Directional Coordinates: 42.321, 13.456, -7.891
Notable Events
- Encountered a giant space squid that was really into emo music. We're not sure what it wanted, but we think it was trying to get us to listen to some My Chemical Romance.
- We accidentally flew the ship into a giant space storm. Who knew?
- Found a hidden stash of space-beer in the cargo hold. We're not really sure how it got there.
Upcoming Events
- We're scheduled to visit the planet Zorgon-6 for a concert. We're not really sure what kind of music they play there, but we're hoping it's some kind of intergalactic rock.
- We're also scheduled to meet with the infamous space pirate, Captain Zorb. He's rumored to have a sweet ride and a penchant for bad poetry.
That's all for now, folks. Wish us luck!
Next Mission Log: Rockin' the Space Guitar on Planet Zorgon-6