Operation: Briefing
Welcome, agents! Today we're going to discuss the finer points of Operation: Briefing. Our mission objective is to infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of Castle Zorg and retrieve the legendary Golden Sock.
We've received intel that the castle's defenses are down to 75% due to a recent bout of Sudden-Case-of-the-Week syndrome.
Our squad will be comprised of the following agents:
- Agent Bubbles - expert in Disco tactics
- Agent Sparky - master of Explosives
- Agent Whiskers - specialist in Stealth
Our mission strategy will involve the following phases:
- Phase 1: Infiltration
- Phase 2: Sock Retrieval
- Phase 3: Exfiltration
We'll be using the following equipment:
- Graviton Disruptor - for gravity-related malfunctions
- Sonic Scream Generator - for maximum stealth
- Sock-Glove 5000 - for optimal sock-grasping capabilities
We'll be meeting at the Black-Hole Briefing Facility at 0900 hours. Don't be late!
Learn more about Phase 1: Infiltration Learn more about Phase 2: Sock Retrieval Learn more about Phase 3: Exfiltration