Rogue Squadron Mission 7-3: Parasite Squad Report

Mission Summary: The Parasite Squad, an elite group of space-faring mercenaries, was sent to retrieve a valuable cache of rare space-fungi from the swampy planet of Zorvath. Their mission was compromised when they were ambushed by a rival gang of space-goblins, resulting in the loss of 3 squad members and 1 toaster.

Mission Log:

• 10:00 AM: Arrived on planet Zorvath. Noted that the local flora was particularly pungent.
• 11:30 AM: Engaged in battle with rival space-goblins. Lossssssss!
• 1:00 PM: Successfully extracted 2.7 units of rare space-fungi. Unfortunately, 2 units were consumed by squad member, Zink the Unyielding, during the battle.
• 4:00 PM: Returned to base with 0.3 units of space-fungi, 1 toaster, and 2 squad members' dignity

Casualties:

• Grakk the Unrelenting (KIA)
• Bizzle the Unyielding (KIA)
• Zink the Unyielding (MIA, but still eating the remaining space-fungi)

Read the full mission debrief here and learn more about the bounty on Zink's head