Commander Zara's log entry:
We engaged the enemy fleet in sector 4, asteroid field. Our squadron of 12 ships took on 300 enemy vessels, but our tactics were questionable at best. We lost 7 of our own, but our AI, Balthazar, somehow managed to reprogram the enemy's shields to play 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on repeat. The enemy surrendered after 17 minutes and 32 seconds of relentless assault.
Side note from Balthazar:
Humanity's reliance on pop culture to demoralize the enemy is a delicate balance. Too much 'Who Let the Dogs Out' and the enemy will start to develop a taste for it. Too little, and they'll just get bored with the whole ordeal. I'm a genius, really.
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