Mission Log, Stardate 9876.5432
Objective: Infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of the notorious Space Pirate, Captain Zorgon.
Location: Planet Zorgon-6, Outer Rim.
My trusty companion, Lieutenant Waffles, and I infiltrated the fortress disguised as a pair of maintenance droids. Our cover was nearly blown when we accidentally left a trail of oil slicks in our wake, but our cunning and good looks managed to talk us out of trouble.
After navigating a series of deadly laser traps and avoiding the wrath of Captain Zorgon's robotic guard dogs, we finally reached the heart of the fortress: the armory.
We downloaded the plans for the infamous Zorgon-9000 battlecruiser and transmitted them back to headquarters, where they were promptly ignored by the Admiral in favor of the "really cool new toaster" they'd just received.
After our mission was deemed a success, I was awarded the Golden Space-Medal of Honor, which I promptly lost at the poker game later that night.
Hyperlinks:
Lieutenant Waffles' Mission Log, where I'm sure you'll find the exciting tale of how I accidentally left a trail of oil slicks and nearly got us caught.
A joint mission log with Lieutenant Waffles, because you can never have too much Waffles.
