**Mission 3: "The Great Cheese Heist"**
We received intel that the notorious cheese smuggler, "The Gouda", was hiding a stash of the finest imported gouda in the city's sewer system.
Our team, consisting of myself, " prophets of doom", and "The Whistler", infiltrated the sewer system, dodging giant rats and treacherous pipes.
ประกWe finally reached the lair of The Gouda, only to find it was guarded by an army of robotic cheese-wielding mechs.
After a fierce battle, we managed to disable the mechs and claim the gouda, but not before one of them gave us a wedgie.
The mission was deemed a success, but our team was forced to spend the next few days in therapy to recover from the trauma of the wedgie.
**Read about the aftermath of the mission**
**See the mission's official report, complete with cheese-themed puns**
**Mission Log, Rogue Squardon**