Objective:
Infiltrate and gather intel on the notorious Squirrel Mafia, a rogue faction of highly trained and genetically engineered squirrels with advanced cybernetic implants.
Location:
Operation will take place in the heavily fortified Squirrel HQ, located in a heavily fortified, high-security treehouse in the heart of Squirrelington.
Personnel:
Captain Pecan, Team Leader
Captain Nutmeg, Squirrel Whisperer
Sergeant Acorn, Tech Support
Private Squeaky, Demolitions Expert
Private Squeak, Infiltration Specialist
Sergeant Squeal, Interrogation Specialist
Timeline:
Operation will commence at 03:00 hours. Squirrels will be deployed via stealthy tree-to-tree parachutes.
Objective will be completed within 2 hours. Squirrels will regroup at the designated rally point, a nearby bird feeder.
Contingency Planning:
In the event of an Squirrelin capture, Squeaky will deploy Squirrelin-Defuser-3000, a highly classified, highly effective counter-squirrel device.
Should the Squirrels deploy Squirrelin-Fu, our team will employ Squirrelin-Counter-Fu, our highly effective counter-counter-squirrel counter-measures.
Post-Operation Debriefing:
Team will regroup at the Squirrelin-Debriefing-Point, a nearby picnic table.
Awards will be given for outstanding Squirrel-Handling-Techniques.
Operation "Rogue Squirrel" will be declassified after 24 hours.