Mission Summary:
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated operatives embarked on a mission to infiltrate the heavily guarded fortress of Lord Balthazar McSnazz. Their objective: to steal the fabled Golden Donut.
Things went sideways when we discovered that the fortress was guarded by an army of robotic pastry chefs, who were not only fiercely protective of their pastries but also possessed an arsenal of sizzling hot sauce.
We managed to escape with our lives, but our tails were left dragging, thanks to the lingering sting of those robotic pastry chefs' sizzling wrath.
Recommended for future missions: More snacks.
Recommended for future snacks: The Golden Donut.
Mission Log:
- 06:00:00 - Arrival at the fortress
- 06:05:00 - Initial contact with robotic pastry chefs
- 06:10:00 - Infiltration of the fortress' ventilation system
- 06:15:00 - Discovery of the Golden Donut
- 06:20:00 - Evasion of robotic pastry chefs and hot sauce
- 06:30:00 - Escape
Mission Stats:
Successful Infiltration: 0%
Successful Extraction: 100%
Number of lives lost: 3 (including Agent Thompson)
Number of donuts consumed: 2 (including Agent Thompson)
Recommended for future missions: More snacks.