Welcome, Rogue Squadders, to Mission to Nowheresville! This top-secret operation has been deemed "highly unlikely to succeed" by our analysts, but we're doing it anyway. Our mission objective: retrieve the fabled Golden Donut from the heavily fortified Castle Nowheresville.
Gather Intel on Nowheresville's defenses before we make our move.
Check our arsenal for the latest in high-tech gadgetry.
Review Squadron Protocols for this mission's specific requirements.
