The Voidsquad's latest excursion to Nowheresville has yielded some... interesting results. Our scouts report that the citadel, a towering monolith of questionable architecture, is surrounded by a moat of burning trash.
Our operatives have identified three main entry points:
We have reason to believe that the citadel's interior is a labyrinthine complex of cat hair-covered catwalks, malfunctioning vending machines, and an impressive collection of taxidermied squirrels.
We're still gathering intel, but we'll be providing regular updates on this developing situation. Stay tuned, citizens of the Voidsquad.