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Mission Debrief: Mission to Nowheresville

Debriefed by: Colonel Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Members:

Debrief Notes:

Objective: Infiltrate Nowheresville and retrieve a mysterious, ancient artifact.

Duration: 4.5 hours, 3 minutes, 2 seconds.

Casualties: 1 friendly officer (Lieutenant John Doe) captured by Nowherian authorities.

Notable Events:

We accidentally walked into a wall.
We had to be rescued by a team of highly trained, ninja-like squirrels.
We discovered the true meaning of 'surreal'.

Recommendations:

Bring more snacks.
Leave a map.
Investigate the squirrel situation.

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