Mission to Nowheresville

Objectives:

• Locate and retrieve the legendary "Blerg" artifact, rumored to be hidden in the depths of Nowheresville.
• Engage in combat with the infamous Nowheresville Wraiths, known for their ability to blend into the background and make you question your own existence.

Safety Procedures:

1. In the event of Wraith encounter, remain calm and attempt to repress your existential dread.
2. Use the provided Blerg-Sniff 3000 device to locate the artifact, but do not touch it. It may cause spontaneous combustion.
3. Do not attempt to communicate with the Nowheresville authorities. They are notoriously uncooperative.

Mission Debrief

Advanced Safety Procedures