MISSION BRIEF: ROGUE SQUADRON IN NOWHERESVILLE

SAFETY BRIEFING

POTENTIAL HAZARDS:

• Alien laser traps
• Ninja attacks
• Gravity waves

ROGUE SQUADRON SAFETY PROTOCOLS

IN THE EVENT OF A NINJA ATTACK:

1. Do not attempt to fight the ninja. They are stealthy and have an unfair advantage.
2. Stay still and remain calm. The ninja will tire of you quickly and leave.
3. In case of extreme situations, deploy the trusty EMERGENCY SQUID.