Post-Game Analyzis: A Deep Dive into the Mind of SQUADron-2

After weeks of high-stakes, adrenaline-fueled missions, SQUADron-2 has finally returned from their latest deployment. But what really happened during those fateful hours? Our expert analysts have pored over the data, and here's what they found:

Key Takeaways:

• The SQUADron-2 squad managed to destroy 47% more buildings than their original mission objective.
• Average response time to incoming fire decreased by 3.7 seconds, but only because our team leader, Captain Vortex, started wearing an earpiece.
• The squad's signature move, "The Sudden Jab", was successfully deployed 4 times, resulting in 2.4x increased damage to enemy forces.

Debriefing Notes:

"I'm telling you, it was like they were trying to kill us," said Private First Class, Jenkins. "We were pinned down by enemy fire, and our commander was more concerned with his mustache than actual tactics."

"I'm not saying I agree with Jenkins, but I do think the new earpiece helped," said Captain Vortex. "It's all about the situational awareness, people."

"You're not going to believe the number of times we had to re-roll for the 'Sudden Jab' roll," said Corporal, Rodriguez. "Like, 17 times."

Read Part 2: The Squad Leader Weighs In Read Part 3: The Jenkins Incident Report