Assassin-2: The Snack Bandit

Assassin-2: The Snack Bandit

Code Name: Assassin-2

Real Name: Jane Doe

Age: 25

Occupation: Formerly: Freelance Snack Thief, Current: Disavowed Snack Thief

Special Skills: Stealth, Agility, Extreme hunger, Extreme love of Cheetos

Known for: Stealing snacks from the most secure of locations, always getting away with the loot, never getting caught (until now)

Current Mission Status: Infiltrating the high-security Snack Storage Facility, 3:47 PM, 2 bags of chips, 1 bag of popcorn, and a Venti Iced Coffee still on the list...

Operation Sugar Rush Operation Snack Heist (Current) Operation Bread Winner